It doesn't happen on my machine

Phase 1: That can’t happen.
Phase 2: That doesn’t happen on my machine.
Phase 3: That shouldn’t happen.
Phase 4: Why does that happen?
Phase 5: Oh, I see.
Phase 6: How did that ever work? 
Mike Engber, Apple Developer in Cupertino. Building 5

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